A few of my favorite things

Chip and I laid in my bed watching TV one night. The girls were elsewise occupied, and I can't remember where Joe was, but he and I were all snuggled in the new bed.

A commercial came on for super smoothing shaving gel.

"Yup. That's what I need. You gotta get some of that for me," he stated.

I was perplexed, so I said "OK. But you won't be shaving for a few years yet, probably pretty close to 5 or 6 years from now."

He sat up on one elbow and looked at me and said "Oh, no, I shave now!"

I traced my finger over his chin and asked "Why? You have no stubble..."

He whipped a leg out from under the covers, shoved it skyward and said "I just cannot STAND the feeling of hair on my legs!"